Hoy! Iz dere anybody on dis ship, or anyvhere else, vhat plays de violin? I knew how, vonce, but as hyu can hear...

*a horrible, high-pitched screeching assaults the listener's ears, but mercifully only for a moment*

...It haz been a vhile. If hyu iz not on de ship, zome pointers vould be goot. If hyu iz, I could trade a lessons vith hyu--violin for knife throwing, or zome such.

[OOC: Yes, he is, indeed, looking for lessons, and is willing to work out a barter of some sort for them.]