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[theschmotone]

Hoy! Vhat's dot dere?

*rustling of paper*

Looks like a bord vhat's folded out of paper. Und it looks like dere's writing on de odder zide.

*more rustling of paper*

"Becauze of hyu melodic nature, de moonlight never misses an appointment"? Vhat in de hell iz dot suppozed to mean?!?

[ooc: Real fortune from a real fortune cookie, I swear. Check the Weird Fortune Cookies blog for more. I just liked this particular one, and so decided to use it here.]

Comments

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Ja. Can't zee dot being anyting but painful.

[daughterofchump.livejournal.com]

Melons on the other hand...let's just say I've heard some stories.