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[theschmotone]

Hoy! Vhat's dot dere?

*rustling of paper*

Looks like a bord vhat's folded out of paper. Und it looks like dere's writing on de odder zide.

*more rustling of paper*

"Becauze of hyu melodic nature, de moonlight never misses an appointment"? Vhat in de hell iz dot suppozed to mean?!?

[ooc: Real fortune from a real fortune cookie, I swear. Check the Weird Fortune Cookies blog for more. I just liked this particular one, and so decided to use it here.]

Comments

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Dot makes no sense.

Hey, Hy gots vun too! *rustling* It says... Oh, so there you are!

*looks around* Vot??

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

I tink zomevun's just messing vith us...

[voice]

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Vell, at least dey gots a sense of humor.

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

If a zomevhat vague vun.

[voice]

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Iz like a bad translation of zometing, really.

*snickers*

De vun vhat hyu got vas pretty damned fonny, though.

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Ooo, goot point! Hadn't thought of dot...

I only knows a couple of languages, though. Hyu gots any schmott ideas as to vhat language it might have been to schtart vith?

Or mebbe iz a secret code...

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Dis guy on anodder ship got zometing about pineapple. Mebbe haz zometing to vith dot?

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I can zee I iz gonna have to tink harder about dis den I iz right now to figure it out...

[daughterofchump.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is part of a ritual for a Goddess of Fate.

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Mebbe zo. But vhy send dem to us, den? Vhat's de significance of de pipples vhat got de messages?

[daughterofchump.livejournal.com]

Because the caster is creating moments of fate. The significance is the act of picking up the message. You could consider it a form of divination, like drawing cards, rolling bones or casting stalks. For some, telling fortunes is part of their observance, or so I have seen in other places. Not like the shuckster work we used to do with the crystal ball and the Madame Olga costume.

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[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Hy gots to say, dot sounds sort ov painful.
...und not in a good vay.

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Ja. Can't zee dot being anyting but painful.

[daughterofchump.livejournal.com]

Melons on the other hand...let's just say I've heard some stories.

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[fuhenteki.livejournal.com]

...Dimo, where did you find that note?

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Right here in front of my foot. I iz over by de hardvare shop. Vhy?

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[fuhenteki.livejournal.com]

Others are finding these peculiar notes as well. They seem to be scattered all across Reial...

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[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Ja, iz pretty strange. Me und a couple of odder pipples iz rying to zee if mebbe dere's a message connecting dem all.