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theschmotone ([personal profile] theschmotone) wrote2010-09-08 09:33 pm

[voice][filtered to the PR team and Mal]

Iz goot to get in zome more practice vith de schneaking around und stabbing pipples. I hazn't done dot in a goot vhile.

Und iz not to be vorrying, Captain. I ain't killed anybody yet, no matter how much fun it vould have been.

[identity profile] causink-trouble.livejournal.com 2010-09-09 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hy dunno, dey'z uzually more scared if hyu doezn't schneak around... But it vorks eider vay, in de end!

Zo, hyu had anyvun particularly fon yet, or dey all been foldink after vun leetle stabbink?

[Voice]

[identity profile] theschmotone.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Dot's true, but iz more fun to vatch dem jump a couple feet in de air!

Haz been preety boring, really. Everybody just gives up after being stabbed vonce or tvice, or being smacked on de back of de head vith vun of my fists. Dey don't make minions like dey uzed to!

[Voice]

[identity profile] causink-trouble.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yah, iz true. Vell, if dey vos any goot at beink minions, dey vouldn't be hangink around a festival gettink chased around for schtupid illegal bets, vould dey?

[Voice]

[identity profile] theschmotone.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
Iz true! Dey vould be like us, und chasing und stabbing de schtupid vuns instead.

[Voice]

[identity profile] causink-trouble.livejournal.com 2010-09-11 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yah! Iz vot everyvun should be doink, really. Und explosions. Like at Kestle festivals!

[Voice]

[identity profile] theschmotone.livejournal.com 2010-09-14 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Ja, ezpecially de surprize vuns!

OOC

[identity profile] causink-trouble.livejournal.com 2010-09-16 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha I LOVE random Jäger headcanon.

OOC

[identity profile] theschmotone.livejournal.com 2010-09-18 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
If there's ever a day when I have nothing better to do, I ought to go through all of the TST stuff and make a list of all of the Jäger headcanon we've come up with so far. It would be made of crack, and thus well worth my time to compile, obviously. XD

Re: OOC

[identity profile] causink-trouble.livejournal.com 2010-09-26 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
XDD let me know if you ever do!

Re: OOC

[identity profile] theschmotone.livejournal.com 2010-09-27 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
Will do!