[voice][filtered to the PR team and Mal]

[theschmotone]

Iz goot to get in zome more practice vith de schneaking around und stabbing pipples. I hazn't done dot in a goot vhile.

Und iz not to be vorrying, Captain. I ain't killed anybody yet, no matter how much fun it vould have been.

Comments

[Voice]

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Dot's true, but iz more fun to vatch dem jump a couple feet in de air!

Haz been preety boring, really. Everybody just gives up after being stabbed vonce or tvice, or being smacked on de back of de head vith vun of my fists. Dey don't make minions like dey uzed to!

[Voice]

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Yah, iz true. Vell, if dey vos any goot at beink minions, dey vouldn't be hangink around a festival gettink chased around for schtupid illegal bets, vould dey?

[Voice]

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Iz true! Dey vould be like us, und chasing und stabbing de schtupid vuns instead.

[Voice]

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Yah! Iz vot everyvun should be doink, really. Und explosions. Like at Kestle festivals!

[Voice]

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Ja, ezpecially de surprize vuns!

OOC

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha I LOVE random Jäger headcanon.

OOC

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

If there's ever a day when I have nothing better to do, I ought to go through all of the TST stuff and make a list of all of the Jäger headcanon we've come up with so far. It would be made of crack, and thus well worth my time to compile, obviously. XD

Re: OOC

[causink-trouble.livejournal.com]

XDD let me know if you ever do!

Re: OOC

[theschmotone.livejournal.com]

Will do!