theschmotone: (eyes)
Zay, Shinji, hyu gots zome time to mebbe have a sandvich, hang out und talk, tings like dot, later on?
theschmotone: (Ve hunt)
"Badlands independenze"? Zounds like ve might have a var coming our vay. Now, dot vould be nize!
theschmotone: (introduction)
Or at least takes up a few minutes of my time. More to come, but for right now, here's a snapshot from Dimo's past.

Dimo's family. Let me show you them. )

OOC

Mar. 16th, 2009 12:29 pm
theschmotone: (stumped)
This is not an IC post. This is, in fact, rather silly.

But I couldn't get the idea of filling out Zeetha's sex survey IC as my other character. So I did, just for the hell of it.

Warning: content may be medieval in outlook )
theschmotone: (Sveethot)
Hoy, Maxim! Could hyu take de hammock down, und move de bedding out of de vay? I gots zometing new for de room...
theschmotone: (Default)
Zay, dis iz de best Amicus I haz had in years! Not dot I haz celebrated it in years, but schtill...

Real goot candy und a very nize hat!
theschmotone: (eyes)
Vell, ve's back on de ship now, for vhatever dot's vorth. De two of you vant a lesson for de knife-throwing vhile ve's on de vay to Ivona? Vould be goot for all of us.
theschmotone: (nonplussed)
*sounds frustrated and annoyed*

Vhat a joke! Dey call dot an "interrogation" dese days? I don't know vhether to laugh or to cry. It can hardly be a proper confession vithout torture. If I had my chance, I vould show dose covards a ting or two about how to do it right!

*growls*
theschmotone: (Default)
*sounds downright cheerful*

Even if ve's all gonna die tomorrow, at least ve gets to do it togedder, eh? Ve iz gonna be fine. Betveen de four of us Jagers, ve can come up vith a vay to get out of vhatever dey throws at us. I haz survived a hanging before--iz just a little difference in circumstances.
theschmotone: (determined)
Vas zomevun elze's idea forst, but...

*a violin plays a slow, sad folk song, almost dirge-like*

Gott rest hyu, Doma.
theschmotone: (determined)
I vant to zee our names in de papers, but not for dis covardly action. I know dot none of us did dot, und whoever did should be punished. Harshly.

[private/hard to hack]
I vonder if Meester Holmes vorks on commission?
theschmotone: (Default)
*wind in the background*

Right, dot looks to be it! Now iz de time to be leaving for real, pipples. Ve go und count de loot, ja?

*there's a thump, as though he were climbing up onto something*

Zee hyu back on ship!

[OOC: Dimo grabbed one of the heavier bags of loot in order to be helpful, then climbed up on the railing and swung back on a rope. In the process, he lost his hat. It may still be on the deck of the merchant ship, and it may not.]
theschmotone: (eyes)
Get op to de deck pretty zoon, pipples! Iz schtarting to shake more den I likes to tink about. Naoto, Shinji, Utena, hyu all right? Maxim, hyu getting hyu pipple out hokay?

[filtered to Maxim][hard to hack]

I even gots zome goot vine from de galley! Ve's gonna have us a party to celebrate Jenka finding us.
theschmotone: (yelling)
De raid's going pretty vell, und ve gots zome goot schtuff, but de last few cabins dot I vas in had already been looted, und de pipple in dem killed by zomevun vhat gots big teeth und claws. Und it vasn't Maxim or me. Keep a vatch out.
theschmotone: (Ve hunt)
Utena und me iz about to go over und schtart de serious pillaging. Anyvun else vanna come? Ve can't carry everyting by ourselves, after all.

Hyu know hyu vant to. Ve's raiding for real dis time!
theschmotone: (Ve hunt)
I iz gonna be de most help vhen ve ektually boards de ship. For now, I iz gonna make sure dot everyvun dot's going iz armed und knows basic use of it. If hyu hazn't got a veapon, meet me in de armory.

Got vun but not doing anyting elze? Meet me dere too. Ve vill plan part of de attack, strategize, und get de ropes ready for svinging across to de target in true pirate fashion.
theschmotone: (nonplussed)
Just wanted to get some writing practice in during my break, in preparation for writing some longer fics tonight. This is technically IC, but is written as a first-person rant.

The thing that Dimo hates most about Spring )

[voice]

Jan. 20th, 2009 10:10 am
theschmotone: (Ve hunt)
[filtered to the 4423/hard to hack]

Hey, real pirating at last! Now dis iz vhat I signed up for! If anyvun haz odd jobs dot need doing to get dis ship moving faster, let me know. Oddervise, I vill be patching de remaining holes in de hull.

De sooner ve gets tings moving, de sooner ve zee action!

[filtered to Maxim and Mamma/hard to hack]
*even more excited-sounding*

Just like old times! Raiding und mebbe zome killing--de tought does me goot. Now, if ve can just keep dis up, it vill be even better.

[filtered to Maxim/hard to hack]
Hope hyu doesn't mind, but I iz gonna be pulling double duty for de next couple of days to get de ship ready to go qvicker. I make it up to hyu later, ja?

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